Trying to seduce someone with one look.

Expectations:

Reality:

My sister just told me to get off tumblr. HAHAHAHA! WHAT A FOOL!
this is my choice of quote for International Monty Python Status Day 2012 on facebook

French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. 

lol tony! don’t let your eyes wander…
lol. i think it already was!
Everyone has six names.
1. your real name: Elise Rita Zilber
2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Pink Cat
3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Rita Forest
4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Zilrielber
5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): White Nightstand [lmfao!!!]
6. goth name (black and one of your pets name): Black Sweetie

"1 Martini
2 Martini
3 Martini
Floor!"
— a birthday card.
totally me!